Dumb news: the worlds ending. YES, Again.

Camping out Just because disgraced 90-year old radio preacher Harold Camping has been wrong about the end of the world in the past, does that mean he's wrong about it again? This time, he's being backed up by "a retired electrical engineer from New York." Back to the bunkers, everybody. [Global Christian Post]

Hardcore Fans  Here at Dumb As A Blog, we're all big sports fans. Well, almost all of us. That being said, we think the lions at the Detroit zoo should not be fed meat that is "people-shaped." [NFL.com]

Heartless prank Newscasters are never funny. Just a fact. Occasionally, you'll get a funny sports or weather guy, but anchormen are never, never, ever funny. Of course, that doesn't stop them from trying. Check out this guy's non-hilarious "fake heart attack" prank that almost gives his co-anchor a real one. [Media-ite]

Still, kinda terrifying You know what they say about stopping terrorism where you live, "if you see something, say something?" Still, if the "something" appears to have furry orange muppet genitals on top of it, go ahead and keep it to yourself. [OregonLive]

Not great, Britain You don't have to dress up like a trash bag, steal tobacco from a senior citizen, and be caught hiding under your uncle's bed to make DUMB NEWS. But it helps. BONUS DUMB: In England, they say "bin bag."  [BBC]

Evil non-genius Child pornography is illegal and wrong. Even if you're not smart enough to know that, you probably know that if someone steals your child pornography, you shouldn't report it to cops, right? Wrong. [KCRA.com]

Michelle And Her Sisters Say what you want about his personal life, Woody Allen has always cast interesting women. Still, this one might be a stretch. [USA Today]

Papa John, Big Brother Earlier this week, we heard about a Papa John's delivery guy in Boulder, CO, who called cops on a customer after smelling marijuana at a home he delivered a pizza too, only to learn the man had a medical prescription for the drug. We didn't think it was dumb news worthy until this new development: a rival pizza place has offered the man free pizza every month until marijuana is legal in the state. Wait, a pizza place that markets directly to potheads? Maybe this should have gone in "Smart as a Blog." [Yahoo!]

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